The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!