The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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to do nothing

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!