- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to read your own mind

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to get married

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

Pointless Super Powers