- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The ability to see into the present.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The ability to jump

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to melt your bones

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

power to transform into a dick with legs

the power to die

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The power to die

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

the power to like justin beiber

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

Pointless Super Powers