- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

ability to run very fast forever

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

power to age faster

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

Pointless Super Powers