- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to digest corn.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to even

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to look at Sun.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

the power to half transform to something.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Pointless Super Powers