The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to die when you get old

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to be an idiot.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to turn into a pebble

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!