- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

being black

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

Pointless Super Powers