The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!