The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!