- Pointless Super Powers

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power think five times slower.

The power to understand irony.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to die using only your mind.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

Infinite knowledge when dead

the power to like charlie

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to forget what your superpower is

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!