- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think oppositely

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to predict the present

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to turn water into wine.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

cry acid tears

the power to die

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

Pointless Super Powers