The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to not be Batman

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!