The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to become translucent

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to break bones at will.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!