The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to know where Waldo is

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to predict the past

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!