The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to die

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!