The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

The power to find pokemon attractive

Power to freeze ice.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

Having the power to stand still

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

the power to become demented

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to elect George W Bush.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!