- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to fall without screaming.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to die when you get old

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to not have a brain!

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

Pointless Super Powers