- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to read this.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to be a common person

the power to defecate while standing up...

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to change your weight

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to see through glass

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

Pointless Super Powers