- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to sweeten sugar

the power to have another pointless superpower

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The power to see but only with eyes????

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The super power to shine in daylight

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The power to have no powers

The power to unsee the unseen.

Pointless Super Powers