Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!