- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

the power to become demented

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to turn 12% invisible.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to be normal and average

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

Pointless Super Powers