- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to get arrested

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to read terms and conditions

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to not have a superpower

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The Power to Read really Small Words

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

Pointless Super Powers