The power to think oppositely

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to die

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The ability to jump

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!