the power of being yourself

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!