The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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Nothing

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!