The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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Aweonao

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!