The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!