The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to smell whore

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!