The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to find pokemon attractive

the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

The power to have an ability.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power of christ ;)

the ability to smell sounds

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to look like yourself

The power to be normal and average

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

To have the power to breathe

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!