The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!