- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to get arrested

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to grow more genitals.

Pointless Super Powers