The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!