- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to see through windows

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to enter a coma.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to think oppositely

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

Pointless Super Powers