- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to have no superpower

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to see other peoples dreams.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

teleport to the place where you stand

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power think five times slower.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

Pointless Super Powers