The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to become a laptop forever!

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to be french.

The ability to like this post

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to do something while you can play games.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!