the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!