The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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make youself dumb

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The ability to see into the present.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to smell whore

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!