The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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swear words -jesse

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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he power to make mistakes

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!