The abilty to go through water.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to even

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!