the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to control dairy products

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!