The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to lick your balls.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to see when people fart.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!