The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!