- Pointless Super Powers

The power to smell farts from miles away

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

The powers to blink at the speed of light

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power of bad luck

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to lick your elbow.

The power drown in water

The ability to not have a super power.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to control paprika with your mind

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!