- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The abilty to go through water.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to lock open doors

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

Pointless Super Powers