The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!