The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to be powerless

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to jump face first

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to die on the spot

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to dislike this power

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!