The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to see the past.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to die when you get old

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power of bad luck

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power drown in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!