The power to make coma patients bark.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to die instantly

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to know when men have erections

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the power to see stuff

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!