The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The power to have pointless superpowers

The power to get shot when you're alone

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to have a V8

I'm a giant di

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!