The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to read this.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!