The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!