- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to like this power

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

lol

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to fold paper seven times

Pointless Super Powers