- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to fall without screaming.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The power to forget you have a super power.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to be powerless

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The ability to read the recaptcha images

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to take edible shits.

Pointless Super Powers