- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to have gravity.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

Pointless Super Powers