The ability to count to potato

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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swear words -jesse

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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ability to run very fast forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!