The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see through windows

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to die at will

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!