The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power of 12% levetation

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!